Thursday, September 10, 2009

The baton has been passed !


Hold the presses !!! New "leadership" in the Wuhan infested halls of The Woodlands. No more Chinese Crab Brain Extract to make all of the investors rich !!! It's time for arrogance, genuflecting Corgis -How 'bout them dogs, Queenie !!! endless coffee refills for Brian Z. So break out the gas-masks, get a case of industrial strength Right Guard and avoid bad dentists with third world offices......

My God ! People might have to speak English now !!!! But of course they are all simply Colonists who'd be lost without the cultural know how of those sweet limeys.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Female monkeys know, "Who's my main monkey man?"


Pass the sauce ! Forget the sides. Who needs roses and romance ? Female monkeys want meat-seriously ! "I'll have my coffee now, Jon"

Cristina Gomes and her colleagues, from the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Germany, studied chimps in the Tai Forest reserve in Ivory Coast.She and her team observed the animals as they hunted, and monitored the number of times they copulated."By sharing, the males increase the number of times they mate, and the females increase their intake of calories," said Dr Gomes. "What's amazing is that if a male shares with a particular female, he doubles the number of times he copulates with her, which is likely to increase the probability of fertilizing that female."

Don't know about you but I wonder if those intellectual folks and their cousins in the jungle care for brisket !

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

I always did feel sorry for Ivy.......




Studies now show that women can smell body stink alot more readily than men. Hmmm, The Gonzo Biochemist thinks being a sycophantic coffee toad must generate lots of stink or could it be the possibility of inbreeding among people with poor dental hygiene. (Sorry, the prions got the sheep). Maybe we need another big study here funded by the Wellcome Trust.....

Perhaps the Body Odor Blog can help !
http://www.bodyodornomore.info/blogs.php

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Another Juvenile Science Link for Explanation of the Economy






Okay, previously, it was gin sodden limeys (or was it vodka, I forgot...) who sent my retirement into the commode. Now, in another well crafted, relevant study, A new brain-scan study may help explain what’s going on in the minds of financial titans when they take risky monetary gambles — sex. When young men were shown erotic pictures, they were more likely to make a larger financial gamble than if they were shown a picture of something scary, such a snake, or something neutral, such as a stapler, university researchers reported.

The arousing pictures lit up the same part of the brain that lights up when financial risks are taken.

“You have a need in an evolutionary sense for both money and women. They trigger the same brain area,” said Camelia Kuhnen, a Northwestern University finance professor who conducted the study with a Stanford University psychologist.

Who funded this study ? What sized snakes did they show ?

This all makes sense to Harvard economist Terry Burnham, author of the book “Mean Genes.” Burnham said it could be all summed up in a famous line from the movie “Scarface.”

“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.”

Fat Head Wasted Traders Ate My Retirement ?



We all know that testosterone lowers fat levels and builds muscle mass-it also makes men act like rude little boys but that's a different topic. There is also a link between high cortisol levels and storage of body fat, particularly “visceral” abdominal body fat (also known as intra-abdominal fat). Visceral fat is stored deeper in the abdominal cavity and around the internal organs, whereas “regular” fat is stored below the skin (known as subcutaneous fat). Visceral fat is particularly unhealthy because it is a risk factor for heart disease and diabetes.

Well, in s study in Nature, two gin sodden Englishmen correlated the daily profits and trading volatility of traders in London. They argue that changes in these hormone may be responsible for changes in trader profits and market volatility.

Ever see traders pound the booze ? Ever wonder why every bottle of Vodka known to man is available in upscale bars closely situated to the Board of Trade and Wall Street ? Well, the Gonzo Biochemist believes that there is a connection here. Turns out Vodka sends cortisol levels soaring and drops testosterone like a rock. Vodka is particularly good at this-post exercise when the acetate pushes the fat to the back of the line in your daily metabolism. So all of the buff wanna be's at the clubs just can't seem to get to Arnold level.

My next questions is : Do these losers eat Viagra like Halloween candy too ?

Oh yeah, if you want to be a fat head trader who swills Vodka-support Texas business and buy Dripping Springs, then go to the gym and stay there.....

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Defy Gravity (Seriously) !!!


The girl who showed the AAU Texas Shooting Stars how to dunk a basketball. Brittney was a just a wee small 6'6" Sophomore when she showed our 12-U girls how easy it is to slam a ball.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Stiff can mean many things...


Well, while sitting at Pittcon and freezing to death this week in Chicago, I decided that I would find an interesting book to read, something a little off the wall perhaps....So I purchased "Stiff" an interesting book about the lives of cadavers. This includes a whimsical chapter on purported butt cheek dumplings in China. Also the science behind head transplants and liquefying your relatives to be ecologically responsible once they snuff it. Then there's Karen Greenlee, unpentant funeral work who drives a hearse and rides the occupants in the back http://www.nokilli.com/sacto/karen-greenlee.htm .... Quite a unique book.