Fat Head Wasted Traders Ate My Retirement ?

We all know that testosterone lowers fat levels and builds muscle mass-it also makes men act like rude little boys but that's a different topic. There is also a link between high cortisol levels and storage of body fat, particularly “visceral” abdominal body fat (also known as intra-abdominal fat). Visceral fat is stored deeper in the abdominal cavity and around the internal organs, whereas “regular” fat is stored below the skin (known as subcutaneous fat). Visceral fat is particularly unhealthy because it is a risk factor for heart disease and diabetes.

Well, in s study in Nature, two gin sodden Englishmen correlated the daily profits and trading volatility of traders in London. They argue that changes in these hormone may be responsible for changes in trader profits and market volatility.

Ever see traders pound the booze ? Ever wonder why every bottle of Vodka known to man is available in upscale bars closely situated to the Board of Trade and Wall Street ? Well, the Gonzo Biochemist believes that there is a connection here. Turns out Vodka sends cortisol levels soaring and drops testosterone like a rock. Vodka is particularly good at this-post exercise when the acetate pushes the fat to the back of the line in your daily metabolism. So all of the buff wanna be's at the clubs just can't seem to get to Arnold level.

My next questions is : Do these losers eat Viagra like Halloween candy too ?

Oh yeah, if you want to be a fat head trader who swills Vodka-support Texas business and buy Dripping Springs, then go to the gym and stay there.....